App Canada

Name of the country: Canada

3 not well known facts about the country:
-Originally founded by Iceland and even then it was just for resources, then the Portuguese came and used it for fishing.
-Mounties carry sub-machine guns and are permitted to follow across borders. Don't try and escape, they will shoot. Their safety over yours hoser...
-A goof is actual slang in Canada for a pedophile...
-Everyone knows this, but milk can come in bags up there, and there is a farm that has trained cows to use milking machines on themselves.
-more cars than people in Canada, every 2 people own a car... (I hope America doesn't see that...)
-We all know that America keeps borrowing Canada's artists... In 1939 Ruth Lowe wrote “I’ll Never Smile Again” after the death of her husband. The song was Frank Sinatra’s first hit, which put him on the road to fame and fortune.
-Pie in the face gag and fish sticks were invented by Canadians

Random Quirks:
Has the power of invisibility
Passive-Aggressive
Easily depressed when ignored or forgotten
Will cry over spilled maple and get revenge...
Kumajirou is connected to his heart, if Kuma is hurt he feels it.
His ero-zone is his Ahoge.
He only owns one dildo... his city not the thing France jokes about.
Halifax is his glasses (Nova Scotia not BC) and is made of shrapnel from the explosion which like many victims damaged his eye sight. Over time his eye sight has gotten a bit better, but it is likely he'll always wear the glasses.

two paragraphs about the country's character:
Personality: ...
Calm, shy, kind, honest, rather plain jane, easygoing, softhearted and gentle. Tries to show the appeal for Canada in various ways most recently his olympic gold medals (though America just screamed there was a ghost....). Can be a bit prone to depression.

He's labeled by the European countries as 'the country to live in when you're an old man'.

Matthew Williams doesn't typically need to hide his feelings thanks to his special power, but does so furthering the Canadian Doormat stereotype. However, he does have a fierce and passionate side to him, not only displayed in Molson commercials or Hockey matches. You could describe him to be similar to two of his famous animals: the beaver and the polar bear. Like a beaver who mates for life, he is loyal (though the mating for life has yet to be seen). He thinks and plans ahead. Also he does tend to spread out (though not in the same sense a beaver would, though they have spread across Russia creating flood issues). Similar to the polar bear, he tends to blend in and remain solitary. He is social, but situations tend to leave him alone with his seemingly narcoleptic companion. One thing that should always be remembered about him is that he also has the rage of a polar bear. Beware upsetting him, especially if a hockey stick is nearby and never threaten those he loves or is loyal to.

Canada is one of the most compassionate Nations you'll meet, a trait he shares with his somewhat better know neighbor-brother. If there is a crisis or area in turmoil, best bets are that Canada will respond and be there with aid shortly. Unlike America, Canada is a ethnic collective rather than a melting pot. His people sadly more often than not will call themselves anything but Canadian, something that he still isn't quite at terms with, though he does enjoy how some Nations visit because of it. Canada has a lot of internal issues with himself due to past events and tends to internalize most of them, rather than trouble others. He has a warped view of how much a bother he is to his family and friends and tries to be as independent as possible. Unfortunately his mind is fragile and with enough maneuvering with his natural tendency toward depression he could be easily manipulated to dependency, even though he is quite stable economically.

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